Escaping Heaven

They lied about Heaven. It’s nothing like they said it would be. The pearly gates and golden roads are only at the entrance, like wrapping paper on a wedding present, but the inside is as cold and quiet as death. There are no clouds, only thin wisps of smoke from kaleidoscope hookah pipes, and the angels traded their halos for pantsuits long ago. The architecture is smooth and mottled green like the ocean floor, and residents float like ghosts in water. It’s a pretty place, the stuff dreams are made of, but nothing you could have ever imagined.

Welcome to your Eternal Home reads in glowing white letters etched onto a black header. This is what greets you beyond the entrance, a little farther down the lunar landscape. It is both comforting and ominous, challenging and ironic.

Heaven is the aquarium of paradise—Atlantis with a metropolitan aura. A city under the sea in a dimension where time is an illusion and tranquility is all-consuming. Where bright lights—these fluorescent beams that slice through blankets of peaceful black—illuminate stepping stones and stained glass.

All light you’ll ever find is from Him, because He can only ever be light itself. It is one of the only truths of Heaven that was correctly recorded.

Though He is an inescapable presence, His general form mostly stays in the throne room on the outskirts of this metropolis. If it’s actually like any of the Good Books describe, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been inside. Most don’t, and only go when called—even the Messengers. I’ve heard the whispers of those intermediaries—frail-faced beings who most readily do His bidding—and they say He spends Eternity on his alabaster armchair, and He watches and He weeps.

Maybe that’s why Heaven is drenched in perpetual rain. It is wet from an eternity of tears from the Most High.

However, excluding Himself, no one cries here. Another truth accurately passed down to humanity. Sadness, melancholy, misery—they’re storm clouds in the distance, already passed, leaving a faint humidity only a few find suffocating.

Those few are the restless ones, souls who look over their shoulder as they drift beneath blushing street lamps over puddle-ridden pavement. They exist in perpetual unease, craving a release they thought the afterlife would grant but has yet to do so. They look to others, some of which using that lingering ache to make their peace even sweeter. After all, relief is only satisfactory when it is well-deserved. Most are simply oblivious to all they once were, their conscious warmly blurred, their minds numbs as they enjoy the pleasures Paradise has to offer.

If life is what you make it, death is what you’ve wanted, however undesevering. There are no rules here, no schedules, and no expectations. You can do anything you choose, anything that could have been done on Earth. If you wish it, it’s there. There are museums besides spas beside nightclubs and swimming pools. Temples and tea shops and libraries and bars. All manner of culture and history melded into cosmic swirls of muted color; azure and cobalt blend with indigo and ebony like oils on a living canvas. Houses dwell anywhere anyone wants them to be, like anchors of existence found among all the abstract absurdity of the Creator’s subconscious.

There is Earth on Heaven, just as there is Heaven on Earth.

Heaven is ancient, Heaven is the future. It is what Earth could never be, a place to wander and reflect on the life you led and the infinite lives you could have lived. But you must be wary, for memories of your past life will ebb and flow like moon-triggered tides. You pass by a pastel bakery and suddenly recall your honeymoon in Paris. You touch a crumpled napkin in a dimly-lit deli and find you cannot remember the name of your child, or even if you had one at all. I have met souls searching for loved ones that never existed, content in their journey because all they have is time and ease.

But where do you turn, to find another on this infinite plane?

You inquire an angel.

The hierarchy of angels (if they can be considered as such) is one only they understand. They have many sects—seraphim and cherubim, dominions and virtues, powers, principalities—but we only ever call them the Messengers. It is the unifying title across all cultures and ages.

They tend to ignore us, because we are their unspoken rivals. Their true form is hidden, like much of this existence, but it is an undeniable truth they do not have wings and maybe never had. What they do have are features that constantly change and are ever-shifting, the only similarity between them all being indifference.

I do not blame them. They are servants of the Most High, yet He only ever gives His love to His children. Detachment is their method of survival, keeping themselves from becoming equal to the creatures they resent.

This resentment, coupled with ethereal condescension, is what I see on the face of the Messenger who passes by me in the street. This one is dressed in black ruffles and sleek footwear, feathery wings of gossamer brushing past me like obsidian silk. The wings serve no purpose, clip-on appendages meant to exert their status or dazzle a newcomer. I know this to be true because I know this one, and they know me. Seraphiel. A name stitched in neat white lettering across the breast pocket of their coat. They simper, pencil-thin eyebrows raised, and I frown and hunch my shoulders even more.

“Hello to you too.” Seraphiel’s voice is as airy and melodic as any other’s, though this time it is laced with mockery. I move on, not wanting to grant them the satisfaction of acknowledgement. This does not stop them.

“You have not changed,” Seraphiel calls after me, obviously not referring to my apparel. “You still carry the scent of destruction.”

“Yeah?” I keep walking, hoping they’ll stop following. They don’t.

“Shall I mark you again? Was last time not enough?”

“Fuck you.”

They laugh, and I duck into the nearest building to escape that judgmental chuckle. My hideaway became a blessing because in the aisle of this snow-white department store where everything glitters and glows, I find a new arrival. You can always tell by the scent they carry (like wet pennies) and the aura that surrounds them (like the sheen of silver bells). The store is empty save us, as these places usually are. She gazes around at the trinkets and blossoms floating beneath their thin glass cases. A freckled hand reaches out, pulling off a spherical case to grasp a lavender peony and bring it to her nose, eyelids falling shut.

I shuffle up to her and stand beside her in a slouch. I do not like this place, because it is similar to where I made my first attempt to escape. I remember the taste of dust bunnies in my throat as I lay with my belly to the linoleum floor, Madison and the black-suited Seraphiel atop me, desperately trying to smother my struggling. I had been erratic. Unhinged. I’d tried to slit my wrists with a glass shard from one of the cases, but they stopped me, and I was subsequently marked for notice. A golden crest branded onto the back of my hand that keeps me from being able to attempt such a feat again, earning the watchful stares of any Messenger nearby. Such is the procedure for a suicidal soul in the Place of Eternal Peace.

It may have hindered my plan, but it did not stop me. Nothing will, God willing. And He is.

The girl shifts slightly, and interrupts my recollection. I have not spoken to a new arrival in so long. And I need updated intel about the ever-changing world above us.

“You’re new.” My voice is flat, my hands shoved into my faded jean shorts.

Her eyes open slowly and lose some of their glaze. “Really? I feel like I’ve been here for—”

“An eternity? Yeah, everyone feels like that.” I neglect to add that I do not consider myself part of that selection.

“How do you know I’m new?”

I shrug. “I know things. I’m different.”

She turns to me, taking in my inky hair and chalky skin with a few quick glances, and knows I am not exaggerating.

“When was your call time?” She asks hesitantly, the words faint on her tongue. Perhaps she still thinks that this isn’t the afterlife, and “call time” might mean anything but time of death.

“20 years old. Homicide.” I am curt. I practically poison the air around me with my bitterness. She’s fresh, so she has yet to realize my hostility is alien, my lasting resentment unnatural.

Like a sweet summer breeze, Madison appears behind me and joins the conversation. Her blue eyes are perpetually widened (from elation, from surprise, or from worry), and her auburn hair remains in the very ballet bun she had when she was called. Madison is the blessing that belongs, an entity too good and kind and caring to ever associate with me.

We were once friends, in the other world, in the other life. She still believes we are, just like she still wears a black leotard and pale pink tights, remnants of what she left behind. Clothing is optional here, as is most everything, yet most just dress themselves in their past (I wear grey, because black is too taboo and would only attract attention).

I cannot hate Madison, but I do not have friends here. I have nothing here. It is what I tell myself between packs of cigarettes and evenings at bars to keep myself from abandoning my mission.

Madison pats the girl’s shoulder, flattening the puffiness of her baby blue sleeves. “You can do whatever you want here.”

The girl cocked her head to the side. “Anything at all?” There was no denying the skepticism in her voice.

“Anything at all. But here’s the funny thing—“ And Madison smiled, lips parting to reveal teeth as white as the store’s decor— “when you spend enough time here, you only start to want what’s good. Like every other selfish desire you’ve ever had just melts away. Theft, deceit, murder—they’re all possible here, but completely improbable.”

What Madison said was true (for the most part), yet the girl still glanced at me, unconvinced. I could see a question form on the tip of her kitten tongue, yet she thought better of it and asks something else instead. “What happens if someone were to do any of those things, like murder? How can one die if they’re already dead?”

Here Madison took a deep breath and glanced at me. “God is good. But He is just.”

This is vague, and I know the newcomer is no less confused, so I take out a cigarette, light it with my pocket lighter, and begin my rant. “Heaven is a dream, and like in a dream, you cannot die. You only wake up. Where you wake up depends on how you tried to take your life. If you commit suicide, you are sent to the gates, evaluated, analyzed, and determined, then most likely sent to the other place since here apparently didn’t suit you. If you are murdered, wash, rinse, repeat. Although obviously shown more understanding.” I exhale, blowing out a small trail of bubbles that taste like sour gum and Sunday mornings. The bubbles surprise her, but she makes no comment, only hides a giggle. She must be catching on that the Most High has a hellish sense of humor.

Trying to maintain my tense aura, I continue, “If you murder, you are sent to the other place. Call it what you will: the wasteland, the burning city. Hell.”

She blinked at me owlishly. “Surely you must be joking.”

I took the stub of my cigarette between my fingers, examined it like it was my salvation. “God gives, which is why we must give in return. But the world does not give. It only takes. So you learn to take back. And you live in the world long enough, you come to find it is all you know how to do.”

I dropped the cigarette to the ground, crushed it into the snowy floor with my sneaker, and walked out without another word. Madison will help the girl find what she’s looking for, if she’s looking at all. I have my own search to finish.

I have to find Clark.

*****

Before I passed, my boyfriend was Clark. I can’t call him that now, because it is a level of familiarity uncommon for residents. He loved me in the other life. Maybe he still does. And maybe I loved him, because he is the only other person from that life I remember. I inquire a Messenger—androgynous and aloof—to discover he is currently staying in a modern, rainforest-style house on Rainy Lane, with white walls and low, black lacquer ceilings. Within minutes (or maybe millennia), I am there. As I step inside, I see emerald flora that grows over ivory tile with the aesthetic of a 20th-century conservatory.

Music plays in the other room—golden classics from the 1940s Western World. Music is a consistent backdrop in Heaven, no matter the time or place. At any moment, one can hear Bengali lullabies or Argentinian guitar ballads playing from some manner of radio. It sets the mood and contributes to the daze.

The door is not locked, because there is no such thing as a locked door here. I enter. I do not knock. I do not not want him prepared. After a few short turns down hallways and across rooms, I see him. He stands in what I consider a bathroom, hands slowly pulling at a tie that matches his blue suede shoes. There’s a bottle of bourbon and a half-full glass on the nearest counter. The large white tub takes center stage, surrounded by floor-to-ceiling mirrors like dutiful sentries on guard. It is full, with water that steams and bubbles that smell like summer rain. I see my opportunity. I take it.

“Clark.”

His head snaps up, green eyes alarmed. “What the hell—?”

“My thoughts exactly.” Before he can say anything else, I’m across the room in front of him.

“Jesus, Riley,” he exclaims as I shove him backward, pushing him into the tub. His body submits, even if his mind is unable to comprehend. His white shirt is now soaked, revealing sharp outlines of body and bone. The buttons would be so easy to rip off. A task to save for after I undress.

“Careful. We don’t want Him around right now,” I reply, almost smug. I pull off my shirt. My shorts drop to the floor, and I step out of them. I wear nothing underneath. I am methodical, I am precise.

His eyes flick down and then return to meet mine. It’s a different world, but flesh is flesh. This body is the same one that he held in the back of his 1967 Mercury Cougar. I can practically feel the heat emanating from him, twisting up his insides and making him hot under the collar. “God dammit,” he curses under his breath, and I smirk because I know I can still torture him. I climb into the tub and sit on his hips. He doesn’t stop me, but he does manage to mutter, “You aren’t real,” in shameful self-denial.

“Babydoll, I’m the realest thing you’ll find in this fucked-up Paradise.”

It silence him, and we get on with our business. Our relationship is a bloodsport. We try to love by proxy but fail because of sentiment. It is a menagerie of tragedy, a satire of dysfunction. But it works. We make it work.

When it’s all said and done, we end up on the bed (a room over, with teal and turquoise sheets) entangled in each other’s arms.

“You’re a saint,” He says with a smile. His freckled shoulders, broad and appealing, gleam in the low light.

“No, those are found on Park Avenue.” But I return the smile in spite of myself. I know now my original intent is impossible to fulfill, that sentiment has once again ruined my inability to form attachment. As he drifts asleep, I watch the slow rise and fall of his chest, imagining myself stabbing scissors through his heart or wrapping my fingers around his throat as I straddle his rib cage.

After the briefest eternity, I leave him, swaddled in sheets and unaware of my murderous intentions. I dress in my old clothes, which have seemingly gotten darker and heavier than before, and stride with new purpose. So my target has changed; my plan and determination remain unwavering. Before I go, I take with me the tie he had been removing when I first found him. It’ll serve a noble purpose soon.

I find the new arrival from before, not far from the store where we first met. She stands alone atop a white skyscraper, damp from the soft rain falling from above and looking out over the city with awed confusion. When she sees me, standing there nonchalantly, her confusion deepens. “It’s you. From before.”

I shrug, no better response in mind.

“Were you looking for me?”

I step closer, my intent beginning to radiate off me in dark waves. “Yeah, something like that.”

She sees the tie in my hand, dangling from my white-knuckled fist. “What’s that for?” I hear the tremor in her voice, the anxiety bubbling beneath the haziness of her mind as she tries to understand why I come closer, looking to kill.

I stop before her, sighing deeply as I prepare myself for the inevitable about to take place. “Look, I’m really sorry it had to be you, but there’s just no other way.”

“What do you mean—?”

And then I’m atop her, tie wrapped around her throat, choking the life from her as she weakly struggles. I don’t like doing this, but for the greater good it had to be done. It is like strangling a white rabbit or newborn deer. As her soul begins to fade, I look out across the city and murmur,”Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll send you back here after they evaluate you. You were just in the wrong place as the wrong time. You’ll forget all about this.”

Just before we both disappear completely, I look up to the light. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

It begins to rain harder as we vanish.

*****

I won’t speak about Hell. I won’t even try. My stay there was brief, but it was long enough to strengthen my resolve. All that’s important is I managed to escape it. My relief to return to Earth is strong enough to raise the dead, which is, in fact, what happens. I leave my grave undone, like a bed unmade, and venture back out into the world to complete my mission. On my tombstone, I leave a note. To anyone who finds it, I swear it’s the truth.

My name is Riley, and I am a prophet. I was taken from the Earth too soon, and I have work to finish. Upon my arrival to the Pearly Gates, I learned the only way to return to Earth is to first go to Hell. And to go to Hell from Heaven, you must either commit suicide or murder another. My suicide attempt thwarted, I tried to murder my former-lover Clark, only to falter at the last moment. In the end, I murdered a new arrival, and I went to Hell. When there, there is only one way to leave, and that is by pardon of the Most High. It’s a vicious but deliciously ironic cycle of death and more death, heaven and hell and hellish reality. God would be lying if He said He didn’t plan it to be that way.

I escaped Heaven, but I know I’ll return there one day. His children always do.


A/N: Inspired by a dream on 6/13/17

© 2018 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

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The Man in the Decrepit House

His house was small and decrepit, hiding in a suburban neighborhood on the west side of town. The lawn desperately needed a trim, weeds consuming the residency like vengeful forest creatures. Grime covered the windows, and the garage was cluttered with boxes and machine parts. It was only the familiar red jalopy, like a crimson carriage of Death, that alerted the young girl she’d found the right place.

She pulled to a stop and swung a leg off her bike, approaching the home with caution. Her nose crinkled at the sight of garbage littered around the yard. It annoyed her. She would’ve taken the time to pick up every piece had she not been so anxious to leave. Even amidst her apprehension, the urge to throw the crushed cans and cardboard pieces in the recycling bin was hard to fight. She was such a creature of habit.

Pushing distractions to the back of her mind and clenching her jaw, she summed up enough courage to knock on the door. Hearing distant muttering and the shuffling of feet inside, she took a deep breath and braced herself for the meeting to come. Instinctively, her fingers went to her hair to smooth down the frizzy fly-aways that poked out of her head and braid.

The door swung open and a tall, muscular male in his mid-20s appeared. The shaved head and 5 o’clock shadow along his jawline added a certain harshness to his coppery face. His eyes, dark yet penetrating, studied her with a lack of interest. The black tank top hanging off his broad frame needed a good wash, his right arm was covered in a sleeve of tattoos, and in his hand was a half-empty beer bottle. He wasn’t even wearing shoes.

“Yeah?” His voice was deep and ragged. It reminded her of her father’s voice, back when he was still around.

She swallowed. “I’m—I’m here for…” her voice trailed off and she tapped the dirt with the tip of her sneaker. “Mr. Castiglione?”

He took a swig of beer. “What do you want?”

She was afraid he would say that. “I’m here to ask about the accident. At the hospital.”

He took another look at her, at the band-aids on her knees, the gold stars piercing her earlobes, and the mismatched socks climbing up her ankles. She was just a kid. 17, maybe 18, but just a kid. “You don’t look like a cop,” he said, getting ready to shut the door.

“I’m not one. And I’m not trying to be.”

“Then why are you here?”

“Just looking for some answers.”

The memory of their first meeting came back to him like a bitter pill to swallow as he stared at the girl that he once knew well slouching before him. Long gone were the sneakers and band-aids and gold stars. She was dressed in all black, boots too big and a shirt too small. Her face had lost some of its pleasant roundness, and her painted lips were drawn in a thin line, like she had forgotten what it was to smile. The dark gloss she’d smeared over them made it seem like she had been sucking on pomegranate seeds.

It was strange, to see her like that, and stranger still when he realized he must look exactly the same, even wearing the same haircut and black tanktop from when they first met. It’s only been a year since I left, he thought, and yet a year can be an eternity for the right person.

The group had quieted down to a suffocating silence, the tension thick enough to kill. Suddenly the empty parking lot was too small, and she resisted the urge to up and leave. Unable to meet his eyes, she stared off in the distance, watching a plastic bag from the nearby gas station drift along like an urban tumbleweed. She shifted slightly, and her male companion gripped her waist tighter, looking for trouble.

The man took a look at her, in her black leather and lipstick, bristling like barbed wire, and he let out a bitter chuckle. “What happened to the girl who wanted to save the world by recycling all my beer bottles?”

The girl swallowed but still couldn’t meet his gaze. “She grew up.” Her voice was hollow.

He rubbed his hand over his shaved head. “That’s too bad.” He attempted a crooked grin. “I liked her.”

The boy holding onto her became annoyed and wrapped his arms around her, more so as an act of possession than of affection. It only made the girl more uncomfortable, and she wanted to push him away, but she couldn’t, not with him watching. Waiting for her to come to him, to forget everything that had happened.

To become her old self.

But that was impossible. Wasn’t it?

Digging his hands into his jean pockets, the man didn’t seem to want to leave. She knew he could be stubborn. She never thought that stubbornness would be directed at her. “C’mon, Red.” His voice was soft. Persuasive. “What happened to you? Why are you being like this?”

She opened her mouth, to tell him to piss off and leave her alone, that he had broken her heart and didn’t even know it, but she couldn’t. She had always been too soft and cared too much. Her eyes filled with tears, and it took her all her power to keep them from running down her face. When she finally spoke, her voice cracked. “You left. And I got tired of waiting for you.” She hated saying it, hated how she sounded, and couldn’t bring herself to see his reaction.

Her male friend now felt threatened. He had never seen her like this (but after all, he had only known her for a month), so he urged her to get in the car and leave.

But she couldn’t. She finally had a chance to tell the one person she adored all thoughts she’d had on those nights he wasn’t there to hear them. All the hateful curses for leaving her behind as her life fell apart, even though the voice of reason had tried to convince her why. So with her heartbeat beginning to thud in her ears and her face becoming flushed, she shoved her quasi-lover aside and charged towards the source of her pain, clenched firsts swinging and footsteps resolute.

“You never called after you left, not even once.” The tears were brimming in her eyes, still threatening to spill down her cheeks, because she was angry. At him. At the world. But mostly at herself. “You didn’t even leave a note. You just left. My life was falling apart and you weren’t there to help. And sure, I knew why, but that didn’t excuse your actions. All those days together, all the things I told you, and you still left. Did I mean anything to you at all? Was I always just a kid to you, just because we’re seven years apart? You always treated me like a little kid! Always! And I hated it and I—”

She was in front of him now, jabbing her finger into his chest with her eyes focused on the ground. He was so tall, and she didn’t want to look up at him. She couldn’t. Her fingers curled into fists and she began to beat upon his chest like a tribal drum. He took the beatings in silence, holding on to her shoulders but doing nothing else to stop her assault.

Her friends (if they could even be called that) felt awkward and had decided to wander off as she began to cry, but her (now seemingly ex-) boyfriend had had enough. He charged forward and pulled them apart, yelling, “Get away from my girl, dude.”

He threw a punch, but the man easily stopped his fist mid-swing. “I don’t think she was ever your girl, dude.”

Ego bruised and mouth going off like a firecracker, the boy swore and tried again, this time going in for an uppercut. Once again, the man deflected his punch and then grabbed his collar. “If you try to hit me again, I will retaliate.” His voice took on a calm yet threatening timbre.

The boy glared at him, cursed again, but stepped back, making like he was returning to the car. The girl let out a breath she didn’t realize she had been holding, relieved because conflict always set her on edge. However, just after he turned, he whirled back around for another punch, hoping to catch the man off-guard.

He didn’t.

The man’s face grew dark. “I warned you.” And then with a single, swift swing, he knocked him out.

The girl thought she should feel something—disapproval for the man, sympathy for the boy, anything—but her feelings were hard to place, and the only thought she could muster for her ex-lover (which seemed too great a title for him now) was that he deserved it. His friends, scared and unsure how to proceed, cautiously approached them to drag their fallen compatriot back to the car.

“You coming with us?” A blonde girl with black lipstick asked, blue eyes darting between the girl and the man.

The girl shook her head. It was all the blonde needed, and she hurried back to their car, which swerved out of the lot and onto the road like a dog with its tail between its legs. The girl watched it go with no small sense of relief. It felt good to not follow them for once. Maybe, just for a little while, things could go back to how they were.

The man turned to her. “Want to go get coffee? I know a place.”

The girl paused, considered it for an achingly long moment, then mumbled, “Fine. But you’re buying.”

The man smiled. “It’s the least I could do.” And the two walked over to his blue Mustang, climbing inside like it was the most natural thing in the world.

“What happened to the jalopy?” She asked, remnants of her old self beginning to shine through as she sunk into the leather seat.

“I sold it. It was time to move on.”

The girl’s half-smile faded at these words. “Oh. So that’s how you felt.” She knew she sounded sullen, but what was the point of hiding her feelings now?

“Because it was junk and meant nothing to me,” the man continued as he started the car and pulled it onto the road. “But I came back. Because there are things here that I care about and they’re worth returning to.” He looked at her pointedly.

She squirmed under his gaze and turned to stare at the window at the passing streetlights. As much as it pleased her to hear those words, she still felt flustered, so much so that she could feel the heat spread across her cheeks.

“I didn’t want to leave, Red. You knew there were things I needed to take care of. Life’s like that sometimes. I hoped you wouldn’t take it personally, that you’d move on with your life and find a new… friend.” He laughed softly. “But another selfish part of me wished you wouldn’t because I knew I’d be coming back and didn’t want you to forget about me.”

The heat continued to spread across the girl’s face and over her neck, so much so that she began to lower her head in an attempt to hide it. But even in the dusky darkness, he could see her obvious blush with every flash of light from the streetlamps. He grinned. “Now there’s the color that earned you your nickname.”

“Go to hell,” she tried to snap, but it came out as an embarrassed stutter. As always, she was terrible at hiding her flustered state, and it gave him obvious enjoyment.

Later that evening, as they sat in a booth at a diner on the corner of 17th Avenue and 38th Street, he pulled out a silver flask to pour its contents into his coffee cup. The girl, who had ordered a cup of hot chocolate (much to the man’s amusement), watched him do so. “Is that whisky?”

“Maybe.”

“Give me some.”

He shot her a warning look. “You shouldn’t drink.”

“Shut up.” She glared at him and reached for the flask, wishing he wouldn’t chide her for the immorality of underage drinking. She’d never actually had alcohol before, finding its smell repulsive, but wanted to show she had changed and was capable of consuming something that was once too “adult” for her.

He held it out of her reach. “No, I mean it. You shouldn’t drink. You’re not the type to enjoy it.”

She eyed him suspiciously. “How would you know what I like these days? I’ve changed a lot, you know.”

He resisted the urge to smile. She was starting to sound like her old self. “Alcohol numbs. You drink to forget. Believe me, I know. But you were never one to numb the pain. You always did things to distract yourself, or make yourself feel alive. It’s why you’d go for runs at 3 AM or swim in the creek in winter. Or—” and he motioned to her cup— “order hot chocolate with extra sprinkles for the sugar rush.”

“Fine.” She crossed her arms and settled back in her seat, the cherry leather squeaking slightly. “But I have grown up since you’ve been gone.”

He took a long drink of his coffee. “I don’t doubt it.”

“I’m serious,” She insisted, leaning forward. “When my world starting to fall apart, it was up to me to keep it together. I was the one who survived on my own, I was the one who took care of myself, I was the one who picked myself up off the shower floor each night.”

He also leaned forward, their noses now inches apart. “And you have my respect. Life’s a bitch, we both know that. But Red, don’t let the world turn you bitter. I know you’ve always wanted to be some tough girl, tough like me, but you gotta learn to stay good and honest and… soft.” His eyes drifted to her lips, but only for a second and then they were back to holding her gaze with unwavering resolve.

To hide the awkwardness, she rolled her eyes and feigned annoyance. “What kind of gender role bullshit is that? Next you’re going to be telling me I shouldn’t have lost weight because girls should have a little something to hold onto.”

The man smirked. “Well yeah, I wouldn’t be opposed to that.”

She kicked him beneath the table and he winced, but nevertheless they both smiled at each other. The tension was gone. They talked for hours, laughing and joking and arguing until the waitress finally asked them to leave because it was long past closing. After stepping outside, the summer air felt warm and sweet, even though earlier it had been suffocating.

“Well… what now?” She asked, staring up at the night sky and getting lost in the sea of darkness.

“Get in, I’ll take you home.” He walked over to his parked car and opened the door for her. “Where are you living these days?”

The girl climbed inside. “You might recognize the place.”

It was a white house with blue trim and matching shutters, pansies growing in neat rows along the walkway and yellow Hibiscus in bloom beneath the windows. The white tin roof gleamed in the moonlight, and stars peeped through the leaves of the vine-covered tree beside the driveway.

It was the decrepit house no longer. The man could only stare in awe, disbelieving that it had radically changed in his absence, no longer resembling a junkyard or troll’s hovel but instead sleeping peacefully as the picture of suburban charm. “Is that my house?”

“You never actually owned it, remember?” She raised an eyebrow. “After you left, a new family moved in and totally renovated the place—as you can see.”

“I’d say.”

Silence settled between them as they stared at the house for a few moments longer. Finally, the man turned back to the girl. “So you live there now?”

She shrugged. “Okay, I lied. I’m actually in an apartment on the south side of town. I just thought you might like to see what became of your old place. You know, to show you it was capable of being a proper home after all.”

“Huh. I guess so.” He cast it one more look before he started the car again and drove away. “It looks like many things have changed since I left.”

“For better or for worst.”

“Well, that’s how it goes, Red.”

“You really need to stop calling me that.”

And so off they went into the night, the house that was no longer decrepit but instead fresh and new silently watching them go. They were an unlikely pair, and the girl was unsure if they could be as close as they once were, but she had hope that it would all turn out alright in the end. Things could never go back to the way they were, but the future was still bright with endless possibilities. Because that’s how life is: everything changes but somehow still stays, people grow up but can never forget their past, and home isn’t found in houses but in something deeper.

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A/N: Inspired by a house I saw on May 11th, 2016.

© 2018 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

Peonies

She went to the beach. It was a little strip of sand along the inky coast, just a short walk from the rocky cliffs that faced the Pacific ocean. She was alone, save for the occasional wayward gull. A gypsy child carelessly drifting along, as quiet and transparent as the gusts of wind whipping the foamy waves into swells.

She wore her favorite bathing suit. It was a pastel pink and blue little thing, matching her soft pixie hair. The top had extravagant ruffles which suited her figure well. There was no one else around to see it, and the sea would not judge, so she felt at peace.

Her purple peony tattoos at the top of her thighs were finally apparent. They hid the scars well, the leafy vines of the flowers curling around the pale, jagged skin, bursting into bloom wherever the cuts overlapped.

She really did love those tattoos. She got them in college, where she had better learned to love herself.

The water was freezing, but it felt refreshing. Cleansing, even. It reflected the cloudy sky, and she stared up at the silver rays of light peaking out from clumps of cotton fluff, wondering what it would be like to lay upon a cloud and drift away. It was a dream she’d had for years—to get away from it all, to be as delicate and weightless as a butterfly, but out of reach from reality below. Wasn’t that what everyone wanted at times? To just escape?

Death was an escape, this she knew, and suicide the greatest escape of all. Her best friend had told her that most people commit suicide not because they want to die, but because they wanted to truly live and couldn’t. It was one of those cliche quotes she’d mumble at midnight after she’d had too much ginger ale, followed by a declaration that therapists were just prostitutes for your emotions. She was funny that way.

She thought about her little brother, the younger one, who’d had the accident. She wondered if he enjoyed Death. She imagined he did. Heaven seemed so nice, and she knew he had to be there. She missed him but knew she’d see him again one day.

Finally, after all the nostalgic reflection, she got out and stretched herself out on the sand, covering her eyes with the crook of her elbow. For some time, she was quiet, the rhythmic waves lulling her into a peaceful half-sleep. And then, in a hoarse whisper, she breathed the words:

Count every second
Till the skies are blue

But then she was silent again, for there were some feelings that only silence could explain.

© 2018 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

A Poem for the Moon

She is what I wish to be
Glowing, radiant
And perfect.
When I am hot, she is cool
When I am gone, she is there.
A sparkling eye, a shining face
Veiling a layer of subtle grace
What is it like, to be adored?
It seems like a burden
She is too humble to bear.
It is a duty performed
With modest flair.
There she is
And here I stay
Small and far away
My mind full of starlight
My thoughts in the clouds.
One look puts me in a haze
Lasting for days
And it warbles all the sounds.
I’ve always been blue,
But I daydream in red when I see you.

© 2018 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

Summer is a Sunshower

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Summer is a sunshower
The light catching on the rain
The pool speckled with ripples
Eyelids beginning to droop
As heavy as water

Summer is green tea
A half-glass of lemon and mint
Moist like the morning air
Fluid as time and thought

Summer is a tropical depression
With large galls and rumbling clouds
When the parents are too tired to fight
And the kids too tired to listen

Summer is a bird call
Long and low and lazy
Stuck between pleasant and tiresome
Echoing the subconscious
Listless
Unhinged

Summer is aloe
To rub on burnt skin, freckled welts,
And scars that will never heal
Only fade

Summer is discovery
A never-ending journey
Down dimly-lit streets at midnight
With mosquitoes as companions
And reality a bit altered

Summer is peppered chicken
Sizzling and savory
Eaten warm for dinner
And cold for breakfast
Mixed with fresh greens
And scrambled eggs
And repetition

Summer is freedom
Sickly-sweet and desired
Terrifying and unwanted
An enigma
A paradox
A contradiction

Summer is a sundae
Thick and gooey and whole
Whipped cream and chocolate sauce
Warm from the stove
Melting cold cream
Tasting like salted caramel

Sweet as an evening free from worry

Summer is a Sunday
Forever and always
The conclusion of one age
The prelude to another
Church mornings and busy evenings
Peanut butter and honey
Pop songs on the radio
Card games never finished
A breath of relief
Which becomes a perpetual sigh

Summer is over
And yet it never ends.

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

The Secret Life of Bees: A Review and Other Thoughts

The Secret Life of Bees, by Sue Monk Kidd, is a realistic-fiction novel set in the 1960s American South, where temperatures were high and racial tensions were higher. The Civil Rights Act of 1964 may have granted equal rights for all, but the long-standing divide between blacks and whites remained stubbornly in place, which is thoroughly apparent throughout this tale. Narrated by its protagonist Lily Owens who recalls the time when she was fourteen years old, it is a first-person bildungsroman (coming-of-age story), with undertones of feminism, religion, and death’s tragic influence. Above all, it expresses the beauty and wonder of bees, which in some ways act as the glue (or in this case, the honey) that holds the story together.

Each chapter begins with a different quote about bees from various informative works, and these foreshadow the series of events set to take place in the upcoming section. A quote about the short lifespan of a bee (like “a bee’s life is but short”) implies the upcoming death of a character. A quote about a bee swarm abandoning its nest and searching for a new home (“Scout bees look for a suitable place to start the new colony”) surely relates to how the protagonist prepares to run away from home and set forth on a quest. It is one of the many clever devices the author uses to enhance her story. Kidd also utilizes good imagery, like “the sky had whited over with clouds, and shine spilled across the surfaces”, and figurative language, like the simile “water beaded across her shoulders, shining like drops of milk,” to add more detail and depth to her descriptions. It very much sets the tone and mood of a narration from an adolescent girl observing the southern, summertime world around her.

As a protagonist, Lily Owens leads a less-than-desirable life. She lives on a peach farm in Sylvan, South Carolina (which, as far as rustic southern towns go, is no better than the lot of them). Her family consists of her irritable father, T. Ray, and her African-American nanny Rosaleen. She has no other next of kin, because her mother died in 1954 when she was 4 years old, and this acts as the source of the novel’s main conflict. Lily is not a typical heroine, for she is neither beautiful, courageous, or overly kind; she considers herself physically unattractive and unpopular at school, with her safety-pinned clothes and unassertive personality. However, like any young teen, she still has her hopes and dreams. After discovering her love for English literature and being told by a teacher that she “could be a professor or a writer with actual books to [her] credit” if she tried, she decides she wants to become a writer and/or professor in the future. All of these details make her relatable, evoking empathy from the readers to help connect to her journey.

This journey begins on her 14th birthday, which takes place on Independence Day: July 4th. Her quest, which is a common motif in many coming-of-age stories—The Catcher in the Rye and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, for example—commences when she joins Rosaleen on her trip to town to register to vote. Even though the Civil Rights Act may have legally granted Rosaleen this liberty, the southern whites of Sylvan prove to be, as ever, resistant to change, and this leads to her being beaten and jailed. Eventually, when Lily rebelliously helps her escape, they become fugitives: a skinny white adolescent and a robust black adult on the run from the law, which is truly reminiscent of Huckleberry Finn. The parallels between these two novels end, however, when Lily finally finds the home of the Boatwright sisters, a pink house “painted like Pepto-Bismol” where the mystery surrounding her mother is unraveled, where she discovers the power of the Black Madonna, and where she learns all there is to know about bees and bee-keeping.

“The Black Madonna of Breznichar in Bohemia” is especially important. She is a dark-skinned Virgin Mary who appears on the label of August Boatwright’s honey products (the very label Lily had among her mother’s belongings, which is what helped her find the home). Also referred to as “Our Lady in Chains,” the Black Madonna is their role model, their eternal mother, and the object of their worship, because, as August says, “everybody needs a God who looks like them.” The majority of Lily’s spiritual encounters in this story are because of a connection to the Black Madonna, so she is undoubtedly a key figure deserving of special recognition.

Overall, religion and spirituality play a key role in this novel, in both obvious and subtle ways. The South is full of Baptist and Methodist influences, but Lily commonly brings up discussions of Catholicism, which is what the Boatwright sisters more readily practice. With close analysis, one might see how the many eating scenes the characters participate in could be considered acts of communion. In almost every chapter, there is a meal described in detail, and when the characters partake in the food together, they bond much like Jesus and his disciples at the Last Supper. This idea that sharing a meal is an act of communion is a common one in literary analysis practices, and it certainly rings true in this novel.

Furthermore, there is the motif of bodies of water, whether it be a pond, river, or creek, and this connects to the concept of baptism. Near the beginning of the story, Lily states that, when she is on her quest to find out the truth about her mother, she submerged herself in a creek and “slide down till the water sealed over [her] head” and then “held [her] breath and listened to the scratch of river against [her] ears, sinking as far as [she] could into that shimmering, dark world.” It is the ending scene of that chapter, and in the next chapter the readers see her begin to change and grow. It sounds like the process of baptism—submerging oneself underwater to symbolize a cleansing, to show that they are a new creation. Later on, when Lily is reflecting on the suicide of one of the characters in the river, she says “you could die in a river, but maybe you could get reborn in it, too,” which is further proof that the motif of baptism is prevalent. Religion and spirituality are common thematic concerns in this book because they reinforce the purpose of the story, which is to show how a savior can be found in unique ways among unique people.

But what about the bees? Is this not what the novel is about?

First, let me clearly state that I love bees. I love honey a lot too. This is one of the many reasons why I enjoyed this book so much, because it focused so intently on these things and made me more informed about them and the honey-collecting process.

Bees are very important to the world we live in, and not just because of the honey they produce. While honey is truly “the ambrosia of the gods and the shampoo of the goddesses,” bees are crucial because they are responsible for the pollination of over two-thirds of the world’s agricultural crops. Unfortunately, bee populations are declining at an alarming rate due to habitat loss, diseases, and pesticides, and honey bees have officially been declared endangered. No pollinators mean no vital crops such as almonds, berries, and apples, which is disastrous on many levels. Consequently, I greatly appreciated how this book focused intently on bees and taught the reader how to love them. August even told Lily to “send the bees love” because “every little thing wants to be loved.”

I must also point out that I relate to bees, which is something I did not realize until after I read this. It is said that “[bees] are hardworking to the point of killing themselves,” and upon reading that line, my love for bees grew because I now find them relatable. They literally work themselves to death, going unnoticed and unappreciated, but continue to work because it is their nature, and that is how I (and I’m sure many of us) feel all the time.

Nevertheless, bees do serve an important role to this story. When August explains how “Aristaeus was the first keeper of bees . . . and after that people believed that bees had power over death,” we see that bees connect to death, which is actually a quite prevalent matter in the novel. The death of Lily’s mother looms over her constantly, just as the death of April Boatwright looms over her living sisters, especially her twin May. It is peculiar to think the fat, bumbly bee could be symbolic for the nearness of death, but this seems to be true when one examines the facts. Symbolic or not, they still add to the story’s tone and plot, thus making it interesting and sweet (pun intended).

All in all, this novel truly is a summertime story, and I am very glad I had the opportunity to read it in the summer. Every time I discovered a particular quote I liked, I would underline it in pencil, and I found myself doing this every few pages. Some were simple yet impactful, like “You can be bad at something, Lily, but if you love doing it, that will be enough” which is a philosophy I try to remind myself of daily. Another is “Enough was enough. You cannot fix the whole world,” which is still applicable in the modern day. Other quotes were more insightful yet just as meaningful, like “women made the best beekeepers, ‘cause they have a special ability built into them to love creatures that sting.”

But my favorite quote from this entire book was this: “I couldn’t understand how it had turned out this way, how colored women had become the lowest ones on the totem pole. You only had to look at them to see how special they were, like hidden royalty among us.” I want to share it with the entire world. The older I get, the more I see how, even in our progressed society, black women remain at the bottom of the social ladder because of persisting racist and misogynistic influences. And while black women are human, no doubt, and each individual has their flaws, they are not the lowly creatures that I feel media and society depicts them as. I hope it is something others can see as well, so that in time, the long-standing racism and misogyny will finally be overcome, and equality will finally be achieved. It is perhaps the greatest lesson this book has to offer, which is why I wish everyone should read this book, and maybe they will appreciate it as much as I do.

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

Twister

Twister


Her hair was a corkscrew mane, brown streaked with copper. She had it managed with two thick strands circling her skull like a frizzy halo. A few curls bounced free in silent rebellion as she leapt over the side of her 1965 Ford Mustang convertible, army boots digging into the red desert sand. She was older now—19 and forever wild—her years measured by the quantity of bumper stickers on the silver bumper. True to her namesake, she was an unstoppable force: her words a whirlwind, her actions a juggernaut of long strides. Her bold exterior barely concealed a sizzling temper, and she burst into the room boot-first and dropped down at the nearest table with an ungraceful thump. Sweat had moistened her ruby red tank top. Dust clung to her brown shorts. She was sun-kissed and reckless, loud and untamed. The color of her lips matched the cherry charms dangling from her twice-pierced ears. The bartender brought her a glass of water (she surely needed it), and her face split into a grin as thanks. When he asked her what she needed, she shook her head, indicating that she needed no thing and no one, because she was an entirely independent girl.

It was 1988. She was an outlaw and a saint, a rebel and a scamp. She was free.

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A little creative writing to go along with this edit I made, in honor of the first day of July. The summer months always inspire me. It might even be the start of a miniseries.

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

Mermaid Short Film Recommendations

Here are ten of my favorite mermaid short films, music videos, and related cinematographic content. Actual movie recommendations may come later, but right now I’m just focusing on short videos:

  1. Kiss of a Siren by NuMe, which earned Best Film at the 2014 International Fashion Film Awards.
  2. Psycho Princess: The Little Mermaid by the Vancouver Film School. It is one of their multiple renditions of popular fairy tales with dark twists.
  3. Mermaid: A Twist on the Classic Tale by Nicola Alexandra, a fan-made movie trailer for the Little Mermaid.
  4. The Disappearance of a Girl by Phildel. This music video does not actually contain any mermaids but is more mermaid-themed, as many of Phildel’s music videos are.
  5. The Angry Mermaid by Friends of the Earth International, which seeks to raise awareness and promote action regarding climate change and ocean conservation.
  6. Compendium II: The Sirens also by the Vancouver Film School. It is part of a series that is a re-imagining of the classic tale of Odysseus.
  7. Kristen McMenamy: The Little Mermaid by Tim Walker, from his series “Far, Far From Land” for W Magazine, in which supermodel Kristen McMenamy gracefully floats in a human-size fish tank. Walker’s article and photography can be found here
  8. The Little Mermaid, the classic animated short film from 1975 which closely follows the original story by Hans Christian Anderson
  9. The Mermaid Short by Wizz, an CGI Animated short film
  10.  No Ordinary Love by Sade, an iconic music video from 2009 that tells the story of a mermaid in love

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

A Review of Illuminae and a Word on Acknowledgments

With the arrival of summer comes more freedom and possibility, like exploration and discovery through the medium of literature. Book-reading has always been a great past time of mine, especially in the summer months when I’m not so busy. There’s just something so satisfying about returning from the library with a bag full of books, knowing you can read them at your leisure and not be forced to study them for an assignment.

My most recent conquest was the first installment of a sci-fi/action series by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff, The Illuminae Files. Book 1, Illuminae, is very uniquely formatted, with 599 pages of chat logs, emails, classified documents, data reports, video footage summaries, the stream of consciousness of a psychopathic AI, and more. In fact, because it is so unique, it can be very confusing at times, which is why for the first 200 pages I was generally very lost and just trying to enjoy the ride until things became clear.

(Thankfully, they did. I just had to be patient.)

This is not my first experience with one of these authors. In the past, I’ve read the first of Kristoff’s Lotus War trilogy, Stormdancer. A fantasy novel set in feudal steampunk Japan, it has historical elements combined with thrilling fantasy lore, like griffins and flying ships. Unfortunately, I was too busy at the time to continue the series, despite its good quality, but perhaps this summer I’ll start them again and finish.

Amie Kaufman has also co-authored a series before, the Starbound Trilogy. I cannot attest to its quality, having never read it, but I assume it’s good because it is a New York Times bestseller.

Anyway, to say that Illuminae was emotionally stirring is an understatement. This book was a wild ride from start to finish, even if I didn’t always understand what was happening. But the beauty of it is that I didn’t need to fully understand the sequence of events taking place to feel the love, excitement, terror,  panic, and hope of the characters. It’s a good quality to have in a novel, Young Adult and otherwise, because it’ll keep people engaged until the very end.

I won’t summarize the plot too much, because the less known about it, the better. But basically, it’s set in the year 2575 and features a pink-haired, headstrong heroine named Kady Grant, her smarmy ex-boyfriend Ezra Mason, and two megacorporations at war over the planet Kerenza, which—guess what?—happens to be the planet the two protagonists live on. I guess you could say it’s a story truly out of this world.

…anyway.

Wonderfully written, I highly recommend giving it a read. Yes, because of its length, it could take a good deal of time to finish, but I can assure you that once you really get into it, the end will come faster than you think.

And this brings me to my next point, which is the beauty of acknowledgements and the realizations they bring. Because at the end of this book, the two authors took the time to thank their editors, advisers, agents, artists, family, friends, and other contributors. The list of people involved, whether it be to proofread rough drafts, provide emotional support, or offer insight into the realm of astrophysics, is so lengthy that it spans multiple pages. Though some acknowledgements were fairly standard (“Our families . . . thank you for your constant support”), others were surely unique, praising specific doctors for giving medical knowledge and engineers for giving computer knowledge and even a certain Christopher Guethe for giving a tour around the NASA Jet Propulsion labs.

It reminds us, the readers and amateur writers of the world, to not only be humble and grateful for all the help given to us, but also that writing a book is not a one-man act. Of course, we don’t usually think this to be true. The reputation of a writer is that of a loner, one who sequesters his or herself from the world for months on end to pour their heart and soul into their latest work. Throughout history, the most famous writers are often characterized as social pariahs and tragic, lonely individuals, and this is certainly true.

For the most part. But not always.

You don’t have to be an expert in the field of thermonuclear astrophysics to write good science-fiction (even though it’d certainly help). What you need to have is a good team of friends, family, and experts who can help and support you until the very end. It’ll help produce a higher quality of work and will also help you finish (sometimes the hardest aspect of part of the writing process).

And remember: just like how reading is a form of exploration, writing is a form of escape. Even if fictitious stories have realistic aspects in them, they can still be used by the writer to escape reality, and this is a wonderful thing. So while the whole mentality of “writing what you know” is true to an extent, it doesn’t have to be true.

Those are my thoughts for now. I’ll be updating more frequently now because, as I mentioned before, it’s summer and I’m not so busy. I hope I’ll be able to continue to read and review great books like Illuminae in the future.

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic

The History of Mermaids

I can only begin to cover the rich and complex history of the mermaid myth. Obviously, as with any aspect of myth and history, it is very multifaceted. Different cultures all have different stories regarding the origin of these mythological figures, and it would take hundreds of thousands of words to cover them all.

So today, I just hope to answer some basic questions about mermaids’ history and also give you a taste for more. I am not a historian or professional in any way, so my knowledge is gathered from various sources with the links provided below.

Where and when did the idea of the mermaid begin?

Well, we can never be completely sure, but according to Seathos, mermaids first appeared as deities in mythology between 700 b.c. to 1000 b.c.  The story of Atargatis, a myth which appeared in Assyria in 1000 b.c., is about a goddess that becomes a mermaid. She was in love with a human shepherd, but she accidentally killed him and then, overcome with despair, she flung herself into the ocean.  She wanted to become a fish, but since she was so beautiful, only her bottom half became fish-like.

Atargatis was worshiped in ancient Assyria first, but was said to be exalted in Rome and Greece. She is known as Derketo in Greek mythology and considered the inspiration for the Greek goddess Aphrodite (who, if you remember, was said to be born of the sea foam).  She is regarded as “Great Mother and Goddess of Fertility of the earth and water”.  The spread of civilization in the ancient East is also attributed to Atargatis, as she is believed to have taught the people social and religious practices. Her involvement with the conservation of fish and water fertility would explain why the ancient goddess was depicted as a mermaid.

Here’s a photo for reference:
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Now technically speaking, the first mer-person wasn’t female. The Mesopotamian god Oannes predates the Syrian mermaid Atargatis by several thousand years. C.J.S. Thompson, a former English curator, said in his book The Mystery and Lore of Monsters, “Traditions concerning creatures half-human and half-fish in form have existed for thousands of years, and the Babylonian deity Era or Oannes, the Fish-god, is represented on seals and in sculpture, as being in this shape over 2,000 years B.C. He is usually depicted as having a bearded head with a crown and a body like a man, but from the waist downwards, he has the shape of a fish covered with scales and a tail.” And apparently, since his human form was beneath his fish form, he could live among men, as well as in the sea, and thus teach mankind about writing, science, and art. Here is a picture of him:
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Is it true that some ancient civilizations believed humans were descendants of mermaids?

Indeed it is. In some of the Pacific Island legends, it is said that human beings are descended from both mermaids and mermen. Somewhere back in time, their tails somehow disappeared and replaced by legs, and people were magically able to walk on land. Also, the creator god Vatea from Polynesian mythology was usually illustrated as being half-human, half-porpoise, and Japanese folklore features a mermaid called Ningyo.

Were manatees mistaken for mermaids?
Unfortunately, yes. Back in 1493, Christopher Columbus, sailing near the Dominican Republic, was said to see 3 “mermaids” (manatees) and then describe them as “not half as beautiful as they are painted.”Which would make sense, given that manatees are considered to be sea cows, not beautiful woman of the sea. But Columbus thought America was the Indies, so one shouldn’t always trust his discretion.Anyway, it’s believed that most mermaid sightings by sailors were actually sightings of manatees, dugongs or Steller’s sea cows (which became extinct by the 1760s due to over-hunting). They look like this:Image result for steller sea cows

Note: Let it be known that in European history, mermaids generally meant trouble, especially to fishermen and sailors. Seeing them could mean a terrible storm or ill-fortune was coming, or that you were about to be drowned. This would also explain why mermaids are sometimes believed to be sea witches.

What about sirens?

Sirens deserve a whole month to themselves, so I won’t be going into too much detail now, but if you didn’t know, the original sirens weren’t half-fish at all. They were half-bird and not very appealing, I’m afraid to say. They used their melodious voices to seduce anyone who heard them. They were first mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey.

So there you have it. A brief overview of the history of mermaids. I hope you now feel better informed.

© 2017 Obliquity of the Ecliptic